Dear DA,

I'm sorry I had to do this through a letter, this felt better than talking to you in person because I am a wuss like that.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with your best friend, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, I always liked your friend more. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you Never shaved your arm pits. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you came to my house and stunk the bathroom up

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to cheat on you daily, and write a letter through text messages. And hopefully we will still be close buddies.

Peace,luciobarra

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